Learn to Trash Talk with The League
The actual NFL season has not yet started but chances are you've already had your Fantasy Football Draft. How'd you do? Probably not very good unless you checked out my previous articles: 3 Free Fantasy Football Cheat Sheets and the Last Minute Fantasy Football Draft Guide. If you read those, you are going to win this year. I can tell.
So what do you do with your time between your draft and the actual NFL season kick off? Maybe you make a trade or two. If so be sure to submit your trade proposition to our experts for some free guidance. That's what they do. They answer your silly questions and help you not suck. What do I do? I start some serious trash talking.
Trash talking is my favorite part of fantasy football. It's also an integral part for all players involved. It's fun and heightens the excitement of your match up. I've been trash talking since the day I learned to speak. Since this column is for hacks, I figure some of you losers may not know how to trash talk. I was going to create an detailed article so you can become a master of insults, but since you've already read a couple of paragraphs I imagine your head hurts by now. Lucky for me Netflix just sent an e-mail saying another season of The League is now streaming. This made me think. Why not post the best clip so you can just click play instead of straining your eyes reading stupid words. So here you have it. Learn to trash talk with The League:
3 Free (and printable) Fantasy Football Cheat Sheets
Are you a lazy fantasy football hack? Well I am. Today is my first draft and I’ve spent more time eating Fruit Loops then actually doing any serious research. If you are a procrastinator and you haven’t yet read my last article, The Last Minute Fantasy Football Draft Guide, then you are in trouble and you are definitely going to need my help. It’s time to pay attention
So it’s literary minutes from draft time. How are you going to kick ass this year? By downloading/printing all 3 of the Best (and free) Fantasy Football Cheat Sheets you can. These cheat sheets are expert consensus from two of the top names in fantasy football, ESPN & FOX Sports. Not sure how legit Fantasy Pros are, but just putting two options for free downloadable cheat sheets would look like crap. Chances are you are just going to start clicking away, so I’ll keep this short.
Now you have these bad boys, it's time to hop in your car (or the bus) and hit your draft. If you can read (which I am hoping you can) these cheat sheet should help you not suck. Next year do a little more planning ahead of time with Trade Fantasy Football.
Last Minute Fantasy Football Draft Guide
Did you know football season kicks off in just under 3 weeks? Well, I didn’t know until just now. Fantasy Football drafts are happening right now! My first draft is THIS weekend. I haven’t paid attention to football in three years. The only thing I know is not to pick Tom Brady first (which exactly what I want to do). Are you in the same boat as I am? Do you need a last minute fantasy football draft guide? Well, here it is! (It’s more like 5 tips for lazy hacks who don’t really want to play fantasy football.)
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